The Panorama Portrait Provider™
The Panorama Portrait Designer™ is the latest and greatest technological breakthrough at The Lucas Dorata Home For Extraordirary Inventions (LDHFEI)™. This invention gives you the ability to wield the powerful ability of full 360° photography. WOW! This invection is also great for those who need training in self defence and for those who record all aspects of their lives. All of this is for the very low price of $1010.14. GET ONE NOW!!!
The Kitty Cat Cleaning Clutter Creation™
This spectacular and highly useful creation was developed by the highly technological Lucas Dorata Home For Extraordirary Inventions (LDHFEI)™. This creation saves you time, back pain, knee pain, mental strain, and pasta strands to give you the best cleaning clutter creation this side of Ontario. All you need to do is to place the highly ergonomic Clutter Cleeners™ on your cat and watch they clean your floors on its very own. Cats are known for their independent minds, this invention understands that fact and utilizes it to its fullest potential. You can have one all for a low price of $334.82 plus tax and tip. GET ONE NOW!!!!
The Automatic Asynchronous Behind Beater™
Is your adult child misbehaving? Well, we have a solution! Over here at the Lucas Dorata Home For Extraordirary Inventions (LDHFEI)™ we have developed a revolutionary solution to this exact problem. Introducing The Automatic Asynchronous Behind Beater™. This device will give freedom of not punishing your child with your own hands instead, the machine will do that for you! You can relax while your child gets the punishment they deverve. All for a low price of $4223.95 plus tax and tip! Get one NOW!!!